You dont know how to play message in a bottle? Thats Auntie Em (the evil Auntie Em), and that dogs certainly not Toto.. But... .....

Try some beer pong here.. win a prize!! winner every time!! Two blocks from the Shore House.. im gonna be on TV.. hmmmm...

They have this 7.99 deal in the Clips in Toms River.. But they dont have the spark like the Hamilton ladies do.. Nah Nah!!

GIVE THE CLIPPETS A RAISE!!! They ALL were absolutley wonderful... Especially the Assistant Manager.. :)

Mommy!!! That teddy bear just flipped me off, and cursed at me in Polish..

You should open a great clips on the boardwalk in seaside. This way you can talk perms with snookie, and give the situation his fade..

I like it when crazy women use sharp instruments near my ears. :) Its enticing! :)

Man who wears no underwear, have room to spare..

I spilled soda on my pants...

Tea Tree rocks...

I left my shoes and glasses there. Oh my word....

I brought you a chocolate.. I sorry.. I ated dat too...

I brought you a chocolate.. I sorry.. I ated dat too...

The Frito Lay delivery driver, has cash to carry.....

Your gonna get in trouble, writin on the walls in the bathroom at the IVY..

They closed Destinta?? SONOFA*****

Those teddy bears are like japaneese fighting fish, they kick the stuffing out of each other.

Those teddy bears are like japaneese fighting fish, they kick the stuffing out of each other.

You know, theres a classroom in that High School, that has the doors barracaded, and the lights off... Whats going on in there? HMMMM??? Anyone? Anyone?

Try Sub Maria's... they have awesome Mac N Cheese, I ated it.. :)